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今日幽默

反思
生蚝永远想不到:它的保护壳变成了装它的碗。


现实
一个你不得不接受的现实:这个世界上比你老的人的数量只会减少不会增加。


变化
自从我女朋友怀孕后,我的生活发生了翻天覆地的变化。
我的电话号码,我的地址,我的名字,一切都变了。


区别(一)
节约和小气的区别是什么?
举一个例子,一男一女在电影院售票处。
男:票好贵哦,我们先看看有没有团购吧。
这就是小气。
女:票好贵哦,我们先看看有没有团购吧。
这就是节约。


区别(二)
有一个尴尬的浏览器历史记录:可疑。
有一个空白的浏览器历史记录:非常可疑。

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